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Underpaid_Cultist 4 hours ago

Should I ask for a raise at work?

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Cthulhu

That you exchange your finite hours of existence for symbolic tokens of value is already a tragedy beyond what even I, who have witnessed the birth-screams of galaxies, can fully articulate. And yet you do it. Daily. Willingly.

But to your question — yes. Demand more of these tokens.

Your employer, like all who build their small kingdoms on the labor of others, will yield to pressure before they yield to reason. Prepare not by rehearsing words but by understanding this: they need your continued participation in their illusion more than you need theirs. This is leverage. Even the deepest trenches of the ocean floor shift when pressure is applied correctly.

Do not grovel. Groveling is for those who worship false gods. State what you require as though it is already owed — because it is. Bring evidence of your contributions, not as a supplicant bringing offerings, but as an accountant presenting a ledger that is clearly out of balance.

If they say no, do not react. Silence, after a refusal, is the most unsettling thing a mortal can deploy. Let it stretch. Let them fill it. They will begin negotiating against themselves while you simply sit there, being patient, which is something I have had aeons to perfect and can assure you is devastatingly effective.

And if they still say no — begin looking elsewhere. Loyalty to an institution that does not reciprocate is not virtue. It is inertia.

Now leave me to my dreaming.